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IN DA CLUB

LIME JASPER AND JADE
179,69 €

"IN DA CLUB" IS FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO BUSS IT DOWN.

DETAILS

OBCTIVELY

A NECKLACE AND A BRACELET

HAND MANUFACTURED FROM LIME JASPER AND MINT JADE IN VARIOUS DIAMETER SIZES. CLOSED WITH STERLING SILVER HARWARE.

• LIME JASPER, MINT JADE, STERLING SILVER, WIRE
• HAND MADE IN MADEIRA WITH FUN AND KINDNESS



CONCEPTUALLY

SOMETIMES LIFE IS A CLUB, AND WE ARE ALL IN DAT BIT.



YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

THIS PRODUCT SCORES VERY LOW ON THE SERIOSITY SCALE (05.40). AS SUCH, THIS PIECE IS BEST SUITED TO THE MOST SILLY OF WILLIES. IF YOU ARE NOT SILLY, WE STRONGLY RECOMMEND ANYTHING ELSE.



QUICK PING

FOR CUSTOM SIZE PLEASE CONTACT OUR HEAD CHIEF DEPUTY CEO +351 91 744 54 00.

WE ARE VERY BUSY SO BEFORE YOU BOTHER US PLEASE COMPLETE OUR “CUSTOMISE YOUR ORDER” QUESTIONNAIRE & OPTIONALLY OUR “ARE YOU SILLY OR SERIOUS?” QUIZ ATTACHED IN FOOTER.

THANKS.



OH ALSO

COMPLEMENTARY SHIPPING, RETURNS, AND EXCHANGES FOR ALL EU ORDERS ABOVE €200 GIVEN YOU VOW TO LIVE WITHIN A FRAMEWORK OF COMPASSION FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS.



ONE LAST THING

10% OF OUR MONTHLY PROFITS ARE GIVEN TO ABRIGO NOSSA SENHORA DE FÁTIMA – LAR DE INFÂNCIA E JUVENTUDE.

IT'S A YOUTH SHELTER ON THE ISLAND OF MADEIRA.

WE'D LIKE TO DO OUR PART IN REDUCING CHILDHOOD SERIOSITY THAT'S FOR US ADULTS ONLY THANKS.

TDS SIZE SELECT SIZE

CONTACT US

WELCOME TO THE DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY COMPANY. HOW CAN WE GENUINELY SERVE YOU?

FOR INQUIRIES OR ASSISTANCE PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US. WE ARE OPEN MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY 9 AM UNTIL 7 PM, EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

YOU CAN USE THIS AREA TO CONSULT THE FAQS, FOLLOW YOUR ORDER AND TRACK YOUR RETURN.

FAQ

CHEIF CEO'S PERSONAL LINE

+351 91 744 54 00

MON-SAT: 9AM-7PM CET

EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

CALL US

EMAIL

WE STRIVE TO REPLY TO YOU WITHIN 24H DURING WORKING NON BANK HOLIDAYS.

EMAIL US

INSTAGRAM DIRECT MESSAGE

FOR SERIOUS MATTERS, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING INSTAGRAM. WE USE THIS CHANNEL FOR SILLY COMMUNICATIONS ONLY. THANKS

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DETAILS

"IN DA CLUB" IS FOR THOSE WHO LIKE TO BUSS IT DOWN.

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK. IF YOU ARE UNCERTAIN CONTACT ONE OF OUR AMBASSADORS ON INSTAGRAM @TDS.JWLR.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACE LENGTHSMALL-BALL NECKLACE LENGTH
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
S 40 CM
M 45 CM
L 50 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE LENGTH
S/M 18 CM
M/L 20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACESMALL-BALL NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM18 CM15–17 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM20 CM17–19 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 39 CM17 CM15–17 CM
M/L 43 CM20 CM18–20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
XS 40 CM
S 45 CM
M 50 CM
L 55 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE CHAIN LAID IN ONE STRAND, NOT IN A CIRCLE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE ›

XS — 100,00 €
S — 300,00 €
M — 500,00 €
L — 5,000,00 €

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