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DO I HAVE A JOB? LARGE

SODALITE AND SLVER
120,00 €

 PIECE

"DO I HAVE A JOB?

CATEGORY

THE LARGER NECKLACE.

SERIOSITY SCORE

60.3% gSS₂e/SS. SERIOUS.

RAW MATERIALS

BLUE SODALITE, STERLING SILVER / GOLD VERMEIL, VEGAN NYLON.

PRODUCTION

HAND MADE WITH EXISTENTIAL DREAD.

INSPIRATION

SELF-EMPLOYMENT.

 

DETAILS

OBJECTIVELY

ONE NECKLACE

HAND CRAFTED FROM POLISHED BLUE SODALITE IN 14MM DIAMETER SIZE. HARD-KNOTTED WITH TDS SIGNATURE KNOTS. CLOSED WITH STERLING SILVER OR GOLD VERMEIL (THAT IS GOLD-PLATED STERLING SILVER) HARDWARE. UP TO YOU.

• BLUE SODALITE, STERLING SILVER / GOLD VERMEIL, NYLON CORD
• HAND-KNOTTED IN MADEIRA WITH FUN AND KINDESS



CONCEPTUALLY

"DO I HAVE A JOB?" WAS CREATED DURING A TIME IN WHICH OUR CHIEF CEO WAS CONVENTIONALLY UNEMPLOYED BUT STILL SPENDING DAYS NIGHTS BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS ON HER DREAM PASSION PROJECT, THE DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY COMPANY.

DO I HAVE A JOB?
SHE PONDERED.



YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

THIS PRODUCT SCORES MEDIUM HIGH ON THE SERIOSITY SCALE (60.3% gSS₂e/SS. SERIOUS.) PLEASE THINK TWICE ABOUT PURCHASING IF YOU ARE MORE ON THE SILLY SIDE. MAYBE SEE “SILLY GIRL” OR “NEURODIVERGE?!?”.



QUICK PING

FOR A CUSTOM SIZE OR PIECE, PLEASE CONTACT OUR HEAD CHIEF DEPUTY CEO AT +351 91 744 54 00 OR ONE OF OUR AMBASSADORS VIA INSTAGRAM @TDS.JWLR.

WE ARE SUPER BUSY PHONES CURRENTLY GOING BEZERK. TO FACILITATE THE PROCESS, PLEASE COMPLETE OUR “CUSTOMISE YOUR ORDER” QUESTIONNAIRE & (OPTIONALLY) OUR “ARE YOU SILLY OR SERIOUS?” QUIZ ATTACHED IN FOOTER.

THANKS.



OH ALSO

COMPLEMENTARY SHIPPING, RETURNS, AND EXCHANGES FOR ALL EU ORDERS ABOVE €200 GIVEN YOU VOW TO LIVE WITHIN A FRAMEWORK OF COMPASSION FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS.



ONE LAST THING

10% OF OUR MONTHLY PROFITS ARE GIVEN TO ABRIGO NOSSA SENHORA DE FÁTIMA – LAR DE INFÂNCIA E JUVENTUDE.

IT'S A YOUTH SHELTER ON THE ISLAND OF MADEIRA. OUR GLOBAL HEADQUARTERS.

WE'D LIKE TO DO OUR PART IN REDUCING CHILDHOOD SERIOSITY AS WE SECRETLY BELIEVE PLAYTIME IS NOT YET OVEER.

TDS SIZE SELECT SIZE
CLASP SELECT SIZE

CONTACT US

WELCOME TO THE DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY COMPANY. HOW CAN WE GENUINELY SERVE YOU?

FOR INQUIRIES OR ASSISTANCE PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US. WE ARE OPEN MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY 9 AM UNTIL 7 PM, EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

YOU CAN USE THIS AREA TO CONSULT THE FAQS, FOLLOW YOUR ORDER AND TRACK YOUR RETURN.

FAQ

CHEIF CEO'S PERSONAL LINE

+351 91 744 54 00

MON-SAT: 9AM-7PM CET

EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

CALL US

EMAIL

WE STRIVE TO REPLY TO YOU WITHIN 24H DURING WORKING NON BANK HOLIDAYS.

EMAIL US

INSTAGRAM DIRECT MESSAGE

FOR SERIOUS MATTERS, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING INSTAGRAM. WE USE THIS CHANNEL FOR SILLY COMMUNICATIONS ONLY. THANKS

DELIVERY TIME 6 - 8 WORKING DAYS

DO I HAVE A JOB? LARGE

DO I HAVE A JOB? LARGE

WE WILL INFORM AS SOON AS WE ARE BACK IN STOCK

DETAILS

 PIECE

"DO I HAVE A JOB?

CATEGORY

THE LARGER NECKLACE.

SERIOSITY SCORE

60.3% gSS₂e/SS. SERIOUS.

RAW MATERIALS

BLUE SODALITE, STERLING SILVER / GOLD VERMEIL, VEGAN NYLON.

PRODUCTION

HAND MADE WITH EXISTENTIAL DREAD.

INSPIRATION

SELF-EMPLOYMENT.

 

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK. IF YOU ARE UNCERTAIN CONTACT ONE OF OUR AMBASSADORS ON INSTAGRAM @TDS.JWLR.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACE LENGTHSMALL-BALL NECKLACE LENGTH
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
S 40 CM
M 45 CM
L 50 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE LENGTH
S/M 18 CM
M/L 20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACESMALL-BALL NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM18 CM15–17 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM20 CM17–19 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 39 CM17 CM15–17 CM
M/L 43 CM20 CM18–20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
XS 40 CM
S 45 CM
M 50 CM
L 55 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE CHAIN LAID IN ONE STRAND, NOT IN A CIRCLE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE ›

XS — 100,00 €
S — 300,00 €
M — 500,00 €
L — 5,000,00 €

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