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LOVE LOVE

RED CARNELIAN AND GOLD
180,00 €

"LOVE" IS NOT JUST A WORKFORCE DISTRACTION NOR TDS SIGNATURE SET, BUT THE SUBSTANCE THAT GIVES MEANING TO EXISTENCE ITSELF.

DETAILS

OBJECTIVELY

TWO NECKLACES

HAND CRAFTED FROM RED CARNELIAN BEADS IN 14MM AND 8MM DIAMETER SIZE. HARD-KNOTTED WITH TDS SIGNATURE KNOTS. CLOSED WITH GOLD-PLATED STERLING SILVER HARDWARE.

• RED CARNELIAN, GOLD VERMEIL, NYLON CORD
• HAND MADE TO ORDER IN MADEIRA WITH FUN AND KINDNESS



CONCEPTUALLY

LOVE EMERGED FROM OUR CHIEF CEO'S GROWING SUSPICION THAT LIFE MAY BE ABOUT SOMETHING OTHER THAN BEING CASH POSITIVE.

WHILE CASHFLOW AND PLEASING STAKEHOLDERS IS CERTAINLY IMPORTANT, THERE ARE ENTIRE INTERNAL UNIVERSES SHE CANNOT EXPLAIN. LOVE BEING ONE OF THEM.

THE PIECE ARGUES THAT LOVE IS NOT JUST A WORKFORCE DISTRACTION, BUT THE SUBSTANCE THAT GIVES MEANING TO EXISTENCE ITSELF.

THE HEART IS NOT JUST A METAPHOR. YOUR HEART IS AN ELECTRICAL OBJECT. LIKE THE ONE YOU HAVE IN YOUR CAR ONLY IT SYNCS UP WITH OTHER CARS. SO YOU MIGHT HATE THE PERSONALITY HIRE, BUT WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE OR NOT, YOUR HEART WILL CONTINUE TO RESONATE WITH HERS ANYWAY. WHICH IS SLIGHTLY INSANE WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT.

AND ALTHOUGH YOUR HEAD OFTEN HURTS, YOUR HEART KNOWS THE TRUTH. AND THERE'S MORE THAN ENOUGH HEARTACHE GOING AROUND. SO IF YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY LOVE, OUR "LOVE" SET GENTLY SUGGESTS THAT YOU GIVE SOME OF IT AWAY.
TO US ONLY LOL THANKS.

MAYBE YOU WON'T BE RICHER BUT YOU DEFINITELY WILL BE RICHER.


YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

THIS PRODUCT SCORES HIGH ON THE SERIOSITY SCALE. PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE IF YOU ARE NOT READY TO LIVE WITHIN A FRAMEWORK OF UNCONDITIONAL LOVE AND POSITIVE REGARD FOR THAT BITCH STACY WHO ONLY GOT HIRED BECAUSE SHE'S HOT.



QUICK PING

FOR CUSTOM SIZE PLEASE CONTACT OUR HEAD CHIEF DEPUTY CEO +351 91 744 54 00.

WE ARE SUPER BUSY, INSANE, LIKE WE HAVE NOT HAD WATER IN FOUR DAYS, SO BEFORE YOU BOTHER US PLEASE COMPLETE OUR “CUSTOMISE YOUR ORDER” QUESTIONNAIRE & OUR “ARE YOU SILLY OR SERIOUS?” QUIZ ATTACHED IN FOOTER.

THANKS.



OH ALSO

COMPLEMENTARY SHIPPING, RETURNS, AND EXCHANGES FOR ALL EU ORDERS ABOVE €200 GIVEN YOU VOW TO LIVE WITHIN A FRAMEWORK OF COMPASSION FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS.



ONE LAST THING

10% OF OUR MONTHLY PROFITS ARE GIVEN TO ABRIGO NOSSA SENHORA DE FÁTIMA – LAR DE INFÂNCIA E JUVENTUDE.

IT'S A YOUTH SHELTER ON THE ISLAND OF MADEIRA.

WE'D LIKE TO DO OUR PART IN REDUCING CHILDHOOD SERIOSITY THAT'S FOR US ADULTS ONLY THANKS.

TDS SIZE SELECT SIZE

CONTACT US

WELCOME TO THE DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY COMPANY. HOW CAN WE GENUINELY SERVE YOU?

FOR INQUIRIES OR ASSISTANCE PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US. WE ARE OPEN MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY 9 AM UNTIL 7 PM, EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

YOU CAN USE THIS AREA TO CONSULT THE FAQS, FOLLOW YOUR ORDER AND TRACK YOUR RETURN.

FAQ

CHEIF CEO'S PERSONAL LINE

+351 91 744 54 00

MON-SAT: 9AM-7PM CET

EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

CALL US

EMAIL

WE STRIVE TO REPLY TO YOU WITHIN 24H DURING WORKING NON BANK HOLIDAYS.

EMAIL US

INSTAGRAM DIRECT MESSAGE

FOR SERIOUS MATTERS, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING INSTAGRAM. WE USE THIS CHANNEL FOR SILLY COMMUNICATIONS ONLY. THANKS

DELIVERY TIME 6 - 8 WORKING DAYS

LOVE LOVE

LOVE LOVE

WE WILL INFORM AS SOON AS WE ARE BACK IN STOCK

DETAILS

"LOVE" IS NOT JUST A WORKFORCE DISTRACTION NOR TDS SIGNATURE SET, BUT THE SUBSTANCE THAT GIVES MEANING TO EXISTENCE ITSELF.

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK. IF YOU ARE UNCERTAIN CONTACT ONE OF OUR AMBASSADORS ON INSTAGRAM @TDS.JWLR.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACE LENGTHSMALL-BALL NECKLACE LENGTH
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
S 40 CM
M 45 CM
L 50 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE LENGTH
S/M 18 CM
M/L 20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACESMALL-BALL NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM18 CM15–17 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM20 CM17–19 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 39 CM17 CM15–17 CM
M/L 43 CM20 CM18–20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
XS 40 CM
S 45 CM
M 50 CM
L 55 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE CHAIN LAID IN ONE STRAND, NOT IN A CIRCLE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE ›

XS — 100,00 €
S — 300,00 €
M — 500,00 €
L — 5,000,00 €

...JUST KIDDING!

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