THE DEAD SERIOUS?
Founded JUST YESTERDAY, The Dead Serious is aN AGGRESSIVELY growing JEWELLERY company OPERATING OUT OF Madeira Island.
From the tds GLOBAL HEADQUARTERS, HOME OF cristiano ronaldo AND THE ATLANTIC, OUR CHIEF CEO handcraftS timeless jewellery WITH FUN AND KINDNESS.
OUR JEWELLERY EMBODIES THIS PHILOSOPHY AND IS STRICTLY MADE FOR THOSE WHO ARE ALSO, VERY SERIOUS.
PRODUCTION PROCESS
ALL PRODUCTS ARE HAND-MANUFACTURED ON A MADE-TO-ORDER BASIS BY OUR CHEIF CEO COMMANDING OFFICER.
RAW MATERIALS are sourced both globally and from renowned local suppliers and small family-run operations such as AliExpress and Alibaba.
OUR COMMITMENT
We are on a mission to minimise childhood seriousness.
Ten percent of our profit is given to Abrigo Nossa Senhora de Fátima on Madeira Island.
Children should be safe and silly, not serious. Thanks.
That's for us adults.
YOU DON'T NEED US
Everything you need is already within you.
Nothing on this webshop will make you any more beautiful, sexy, or powerful than you already are.
Only more SERIOUS.
WE NEED YOU
IT'S GENERALLY CONSIDERED GOOD TO SUPPORT A GIRLBOSS.
FOr your own conscience, we therefore encourage you to tell EVERYONE YOU KNOW about THE DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO.
THANK YOU