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FIRE SIGN

NATURAL GEMSTONES AND GOLD VERMEIL
140,00 €

 PIECE

"FIRE SIGN"

CATEGORY

LIMITED EDITION NECKLACE.

SERIOSITY SCORE

0.69% gSS₂e/SS. SUPER SILLY.

RAW MATERIALS

WEBBED WOOD, BLACK OBSIDIAN, GLASS, GOLD VERMEIL, VEGAN NYLON.

PRODUCTION

HAND MANUFACTURED WITH A LOT OF FIRE.

INSPIRATION

FIRE SIGN WAS INSPIRED BY OUR ARIES, LEO, AND SAGITTARIUS SISTERS.

 

DETAILS

OBCTIVELY

A LIMITED EDITION NECKLACE.

HAND MADE FROM NATURAL GEMSTONES, RED WEBBED WOODEN BEADS SOURCED FROM VINTED, GLASS BALLS, AND OTHER HIGHLY PRECIOUS NATURAL STONES IN VARIOUS DIAMETER SIZES. CLOSED WITH GOLD-PLATED STERLING SILVER HARDWARE.

• RED WEBBED WOOD, FROSTED QUARTZ, BLACK OBSIDIAN, GLASS, NYLON.
• HAND MADE IN MADEIRA BY A FIRE SIGN.



CONCEPTUALLY

"FIRE SIGN WAS CREATED AS A CELEBRATION OF ALL THE GIRLIES WITH A FIRE WITHIN. AND ALSO FOR THOSE WHO MAY JUST NEED A LITTLE FIRING OR TWO TO SPARK THEIRS. <3.



YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

THIS PRODUCT SCORES CONSIDERABLY LOW ON THE SERIOSITY SCALE (0.69). AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT IS SERIOUSLY SILLY.

AS SUCH, THIS PIECE IS BEST SUITED TO THOSE WHOSE ARE VERY, VERY SILLY. SO FUN BUT AT THE SAME TIME, NOT A LONG-TERM FIT.



QUICK PING

FOR CUSTOM A SIZE OR PIECE, PLEASE CONTACT OUR HEAD CHIEF DEPUTY CEO +351 91 744 54 00.

WE ARE BUSY, LIKE IT'S SO CRAY. CHAOS AT THE GLOBAL HEADQUARTERS. HIRING UNQUALIFIED EMPLOYEES JUST BC THEY'RE GOOD VIBES. SHOULD YOU REQUIRE OUR SPECIAL ASSISTANCE, BEFORE CONTACTING, PLEASE COMPLETE OUR “CUSTOMISE YOUR ORDER” QUESTIONNAIRE & (OPTIONALLY) OUR “ARE YOU SILLY OR SERIOUS?” QUIZ ATTACHED IN FOOTER.

THANKS.



OH ALSO

COMPLEMENTARY SHIPPING, RETURNS, AND EXCHANGES FOR ALL EU ORDERS ABOVE €200 GIVEN YOU VOW TO LIVE WITHIN A FRAMEWORK OF COMPASSION FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS.



ONE LAST THING

10% OF OUR MONTHLY PROFITS ARE GIVEN TO ABRIGO NOSSA SENHORA DE FÁTIMA – LAR DE INFÂNCIA E JUVENTUDE.

IT'S A YOUTH SHELTER ON THE ISLAND OF MADEIRA.

WE'D LIKE TO DO OUR PART IN REDUCING CHILDHOOD SERIOSITY. THAT'S FOR ADULTS ONLY THANK YOU. YEP THANKS

TDS SIZE SELECT SIZE

CONTACT US

WELCOME TO THE DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY COMPANY. HOW CAN WE GENUINELY SERVE YOU?

FOR INQUIRIES OR ASSISTANCE PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CONTACT US. WE ARE OPEN MONDAY THROUGH SATURDAY 9 AM UNTIL 7 PM, EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS

YOU CAN USE THIS AREA TO CONSULT THE FAQS, FOLLOW YOUR ORDER AND TRACK YOUR RETURN.

FAQ

CHEIF CEO'S PERSONAL LINE

+351 91 744 54 00

MON-SAT: 9AM-7PM CET

EXCLUDING BANK HOLIDAYS.

CALL US

EMAIL

WE STRIVE TO REPLY TO YOU WITHIN 24H DURING WORKING NON BANK HOLIDAYS.

EMAIL US

INSTAGRAM DIRECT MESSAGE

FOR SERIOUS MATTERS, PLEASE REFRAIN FROM USING INSTAGRAM. WE USE THIS CHANNEL FOR SILLY COMMUNICATIONS ONLY. THANKS

DELIVERY TIME 6 - 8 WORKING DAYS

FIRE SIGN

FIRE SIGN

WE WILL INFORM AS SOON AS WE ARE BACK IN STOCK

DETAILS

 PIECE

"FIRE SIGN"

CATEGORY

LIMITED EDITION NECKLACE.

SERIOSITY SCORE

0.69% gSS₂e/SS. SUPER SILLY.

RAW MATERIALS

WEBBED WOOD, BLACK OBSIDIAN, GLASS, GOLD VERMEIL, VEGAN NYLON.

PRODUCTION

HAND MANUFACTURED WITH A LOT OF FIRE.

INSPIRATION

FIRE SIGN WAS INSPIRED BY OUR ARIES, LEO, AND SAGITTARIUS SISTERS.

 

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK. IF YOU ARE UNCERTAIN CONTACT ONE OF OUR AMBASSADORS ON INSTAGRAM @TDS.JWLR.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACE LENGTHSMALL-BALL NECKLACE LENGTH
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
S 40 CM
M 45 CM
L 50 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE LENGTH
S/M 18 CM
M/L 20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE PIECE LAID FLAT IN A STRAIGHT HORIZONTAL LINE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE BIG-BALL NECKLACESMALL-BALL NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 40 CM43.5 CM18 CM15–17 CM
M/L 45 CM48.5 CM20 CM17–19 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

THE SMALL-BALL NECKLACE RUNS LONGER, AS IT IS DESIGNED TO BE WRAPPED AROUND BIGGER BALLS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

DEAD SERIOUS JEWELLERY CO. ACCEPTS NO RESPONSIBILITY FOR MISCALCULATIONS ARISING FROM GUESSWORK.

SIZE NECKLACEBRACELETFITS WRIST
S/M 39 CM17 CM15–17 CM
M/L 43 CM20 CM18–20 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE INNER DIAMETER OF THE CLOSED PIECE, LAID FLAT IN A PERFECT CIRCLE. CHIEF CEO WEARS AN S/M IN PHOTOS.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE

PLEASE VERIFY ALL MEASUREMENTS PRIOR TO SUBMITTING YOUR ORDER.

SIZE LENGTH
XS 40 CM
S 45 CM
M 50 CM
L 55 CM

LENGTHS CORRESPOND TO THE CHAIN LAID IN ONE STRAND, NOT IN A CIRCLE.

SHOULD YOUR REQUIREMENTS FALL OUTSIDE THE ABOVE PARAMETERS, CUSTOM SIZING IS AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST.

PLEASE DIRECT ALL ENQUIRIES TO:

HELLO@TDSJWLR.COM OR VIA INSTAGRAM AT @TDS.JWLR

SIZE GUIDE ›

XS — 100,00 €
S — 300,00 €
M — 500,00 €
L — 5,000,00 €

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