OBJECTIVELY
A WRIST CHAIN
BUILT FROM 8MM STAINLESS STEEL CHAIN. SECURED WITH A HEAVY-DUTY S-HOOK.
• STAINLESS STEEL
• HAND MADE IN MADEIRA WITH FUN AND KINDNESS
CONCEPTUALLY
"CALM" ASKS! THAT! YOU! IGNORE! YOUR! NERVOUS! SYSTEM.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED
THIS PRODUCT SCORES HIGH ON THE SERIOSITY SCALE. PLEASE DO NOT PURCHASE IF YOU ARE MORE ON THE SILLY SIDE. MAYBE SEE “DO I HAVE A JOB?” OR “SILLY BOY”.
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FOR CUSTOM SIZE PLEASE CONTACT OUR HEAD CHIEF DEPUTY CEO +351 91 744 54 00.
WE ARE SUPER BUSY SO BEFORE YOU BOTHER US PLEASE COMPLETE OUR “CUSTOMISE YOUR ORDER” QUESTIONNAIRE & OUR “ARE YOU SILLY OR SERIOUS?” QUIZ ATTACHED IN FOOTER.
THANKS.
OH ALSO
COMPLEMENTARY SHIPPING, RETURNS, AND EXCHANGES FOR ALL EU ORDERS ABOVE €300 GIVEN YOU VOW TO LIVE WITHIN A FRAMEWORK OF COMPASSION FOR YOURSELF AND OTHERS.
ONE LAST THING
10% OF OUR MONTHLY PROFITS ARE GIVEN TO ABRIGO NOSSA SENHORA DE FÁTIMA – LAR DE INFÂNCIA E JUVENTUDE.
IT'S A YOUTH SHELTER ON THE ISLAND OF MADEIRA.
WE'D LIKE TO DO OUR PART IN REDUCING CHILDHOOD SERIOSITY. BEING SERIOUS IS STRICTLY FOR ADULTS THANK YOU.